moritzsstiefel:

my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said

“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”

mom

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Smooth floors and socks.

theepichumor:

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When you’re fighting with your sibling and you hear your parents coming

theepichumor:

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Being a teenager comes with...

wowfunniestposts:

Eating everything in sight

Being randomly horny

Being bored as shit in the middle of the day

Being addicted to the internet

Not doing your homework till the last possible minute, then stressing about it

And just plain not giving a damn about a lot of things…

this blog is hilarious

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my childhood.

  • Drake: You calling me a liar?!
  • Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!
  • Josh: You want a mouth full of fist?!
  • Drake: You want a butt full of foot?!
  • Josh: I hope you go bald!
  • Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah!
  • Josh: *GASP* You take that back!
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